06 September 2008

Califonication!

I decided to start watching Californication today. David Duchovny gets a job writing a blog. So I'm blogging about Californication.

So far so good! I've heard nothing but good things about this show, but I was resistant. Something about Duchovny did not strike me as a sex god...oh, but he is! He is! haha Seriously though, this show is great! It's got sex, fighting, funny lines, hot women, an awesome 12-year-old (very rare) and pretty houses. I'm on episode 4 and I don't see myself stopping until I have to leave to go to my friends' housewarming party. I hate thinking I'm going to waste my day watching a TV show... But hey! I was up at 8AM this morning to deal with some EZ Pass bullshit, then had breakfast with my parents and went shopping for said housewarming (with a little extra for myself)...so I've done stuff today!!

Awesome! He just punched some douche's LIGHTS OUT (hilarious phrase) b/c he called the love of his life a cunt! ::sigh:: Now I'm in love with David Duchovny... which reminds me of a song I really love, I shall present the lyrics to this song for you now:


David Duchovny by Bree Sharp
It's Sunday night, I am curled up in my room
The tv light fills my heart like a balloon
I hold it in best I can, I know I'm just another fan
But I can't help feeling I could love this secret agent man

And I can't wait anymore for him to discover me
I got it bad for David Duchovny
David Duchovny, why won't you love me?
Why won't you love me?

My friends all tell me "Girl you know it's just a show,"
But deep within his eyes I see me wrapped up like a bow
Watching the sky for a sign, the FBI's on my mind
I'm waiting for the day when my lucky stars align

In the form of David Duchovny floating above me
In the alien light of the spaceship of love
David Duchovny, hovering above me
American Heathcliff, brooding and coming
David Duchovny, why won't you love me
Why won't you love me, why won't you love me?

So smooth and so smart, he's abducted my heart
And I'm falling apart from the looks I've received from those eyes
I can't believe, well you can say I'm naive
But he told me to believe
My bags are packed, I am ready for my flight
Gonna put an end to my daydream days and sleepless nights
Sitting like a mindless clone, wishing he would tap my phone
Just to hear the breath of the man, the myth, the monotone

And I would say David Duchovny, why won't you love me
Why won't you love me, why won't you love me?
David Duchovny, why won't you love me
Why won't you love me, why won't you love me?

David Duchovny, I want you to love me
To kiss and to hug me, debrief and debug me
David Duchovny, I know you could love me
I'm sweet and I'm cuddly
I'M GONNA KILL SCULLY!!
David Duchovny, why won't you love me
Why won't you love me, why won't you love me?


hahaha I LOVE the "I'm gonna kill Scully!" line! She screams it too, it's hilarious. Love it.

Anyway, this is distracting me from one of my new favourite shows, so I'm going now.

Next time: 90210!!!!

The End.

PS ACK!! I was about to post this and our boy DD just gave a girl shit for saying "LOL" out loud right before she was going to go down on him!!! HA!!! He couldn't stand it that much!! I'm so in love with this man!!!

8 comments:

Shannon said...

You just now love David? That's crazy! I've been in love with him since 1992! :)
Anyway, it's true, Californication is very awesome indeed. I enjoyed it.

Lee Nygma said...

I just bought season 1 on DVD purely by word of mouth, I don't think it was even on TV over here in the UK.

I haven't started it yet, but I have a week off work, I'm going to watch the whole series back to back!

atomiceo said...

Ok I'll check it out. Hey Jen, review Trueblood. I've seen the first episode but I can't decide what I think. Can you please tell me what to think?

Matt Hollingsworth said...

Not the best show ever done. Good show if you like watching all that LA bullshit. It has its moments though. I love when he pukes on the painting. I burst out laughing.

But then I HATE LA.

Used to see Duchovny around the neighborhood I lived in and his wife, Tea Leoni. Seemed like decent folks.

Jennifer Juniper said...

I saw True Blood was on last night. It had Anna Paquin. She sucks. I couldn't be asked to watch it. Sorry. :-P haha

Also, painting puke WAS awesome. :)

nickfil said...

probably the only man I'd go gay for.

Kalman said...

I caught a random episode of this in Argentina earlier this year, and thought it was okay.

But having just started watching it properly, in order a few days ago, I think it's outstanding.

And Bendis kills as Charlie.

Jennifer Juniper said...

haha That guy (Bendis) is everywhere! He's Hurley's imaginary (?) friend on Lost and he's Charlotte's husband on Sex and the City!!