07 September 2008

I <3 Munty Flumple!!!

So last night, as a mentioned, I went to my good friends' Rob & Jill's house(flat)warming party. It's a GREAT new place and I had a LOVELY time with my friends. Drinking wine and eating crackers with cheese and hummus (with peppers! yum!). I brought some housewarming gifts that went over well and I got a gift in return!!! A belated birthday gift (it was August 1st) because it had to be sent from England.

It's a mini Munty Flumple statue!!! Eeeee!!

See my friend Rob (Steen) is the illustrator of the fantastic childrens' books called Flanimals written by Ricky Gervais! If you don't know about these, you should find out because they are awesome and hilarious! They're basically like guidebooks to the world of flanimals, which are very strange — but often cute — creatures with very strange habbits. Please check it out, I'm sure you'll like it: Flanimals There's also a myspace page.

Munty Flumple is my favourite, which Rob knew of course. These little figurines are limited edition and very hard to come by. Even for him. So this is a super awesome gift and I'm so touched!! I love Rob & Jill!!! :) :) (Thanks again guys!)


Here's Munty's little description from Flanimals: This little dough-brained chump mijlet likes everything. It wanders around and stares at things, instantly falling in love. It will stand staring for days until the Flanimal it is staring at moves away. If it falls in love with a Glonk, it is there forever.

Heehee That's because Glonks stick to whatever surface they're on forever. :-P These poor creatures. haha But it's damn funny.


Anyway, there's four books: Flanimals, More Flanimals, Flanimals of the Deep and Flanimals: The Day of the Bletchling. Check 'em out!




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06 September 2008

Finished!

Well, I did it! Finished the whole season...good stuff! I didn't realise the teen temptress was the little girl from The Nanny!!! Crazy! She grew up well! Just like Stephanie from Full House! Nice!











Also, I wonder what Bree thinks of David's newest role... much better than the one on Beethoven! haha







Off to the housewarming soon! (Guess it's more of a flatwarming...)

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Califonication!

I decided to start watching Californication today. David Duchovny gets a job writing a blog. So I'm blogging about Californication.

So far so good! I've heard nothing but good things about this show, but I was resistant. Something about Duchovny did not strike me as a sex god...oh, but he is! He is! haha Seriously though, this show is great! It's got sex, fighting, funny lines, hot women, an awesome 12-year-old (very rare) and pretty houses. I'm on episode 4 and I don't see myself stopping until I have to leave to go to my friends' housewarming party. I hate thinking I'm going to waste my day watching a TV show... But hey! I was up at 8AM this morning to deal with some EZ Pass bullshit, then had breakfast with my parents and went shopping for said housewarming (with a little extra for myself)...so I've done stuff today!!

Awesome! He just punched some douche's LIGHTS OUT (hilarious phrase) b/c he called the love of his life a cunt! ::sigh:: Now I'm in love with David Duchovny... which reminds me of a song I really love, I shall present the lyrics to this song for you now:


David Duchovny by Bree Sharp
It's Sunday night, I am curled up in my room
The tv light fills my heart like a balloon
I hold it in best I can, I know I'm just another fan
But I can't help feeling I could love this secret agent man

And I can't wait anymore for him to discover me
I got it bad for David Duchovny
David Duchovny, why won't you love me?
Why won't you love me?

My friends all tell me "Girl you know it's just a show,"
But deep within his eyes I see me wrapped up like a bow
Watching the sky for a sign, the FBI's on my mind
I'm waiting for the day when my lucky stars align

In the form of David Duchovny floating above me
In the alien light of the spaceship of love
David Duchovny, hovering above me
American Heathcliff, brooding and coming
David Duchovny, why won't you love me
Why won't you love me, why won't you love me?

So smooth and so smart, he's abducted my heart
And I'm falling apart from the looks I've received from those eyes
I can't believe, well you can say I'm naive
But he told me to believe
My bags are packed, I am ready for my flight
Gonna put an end to my daydream days and sleepless nights
Sitting like a mindless clone, wishing he would tap my phone
Just to hear the breath of the man, the myth, the monotone

And I would say David Duchovny, why won't you love me
Why won't you love me, why won't you love me?
David Duchovny, why won't you love me
Why won't you love me, why won't you love me?

David Duchovny, I want you to love me
To kiss and to hug me, debrief and debug me
David Duchovny, I know you could love me
I'm sweet and I'm cuddly
I'M GONNA KILL SCULLY!!
David Duchovny, why won't you love me
Why won't you love me, why won't you love me?


hahaha I LOVE the "I'm gonna kill Scully!" line! She screams it too, it's hilarious. Love it.

Anyway, this is distracting me from one of my new favourite shows, so I'm going now.

Next time: 90210!!!!

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PS ACK!! I was about to post this and our boy DD just gave a girl shit for saying "LOL" out loud right before she was going to go down on him!!! HA!!! He couldn't stand it that much!! I'm so in love with this man!!!

05 September 2008

msnbc.com BREAKING NEWS!??!

Stealing from a blog again, this time from my friend John. Same idea, but I've got my own examples.

Topic: SPAM.

What the hell is it? How does it actually help the spammers, I don't get it. What I DO get however, are these. Ridiculously hilarious SPAM headlines. Here's a bunch of the ones I've been getting recently at work. They really crack me up:

msnbc. com
- BREAKING NEWS: South Carolina Sinking - Gov. Implores Obese Citizens to "Exercise For It

msnbc. com - BREAKING NEWS: Star Trek star dies at age 79

msnbc. com - BREAKING NEWS: Bush Finally Reads Job Description

snbc. com - BREAKING NEWS: Angelina Jolie Set To Destroy Own Vagina

msnbc. com - BREAKING NEWS: M1 Roadworks Revealed as 'Conceptual Art'

msnbc. com - BREAKING NEWS: Girl cuts off partner's ear with ice skate

msnbc. com - BREAKING NEWS: Early Morning Coffee Conversation Entices Normally Flavorless Office Staff

msnbc. com - BREAKING NEWS: Existence of Poor People A Surprise, Says Bush

msnbc. com - BREAKING NEWS: Paris Hilton Is Going To Jail

msnbc. com - BREAKING NEWS: Cheney Visits Afghan President Shoots Him In The Face

msnbc. com - BREAKING NEWS: World Leaders Gather To Roast Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

msnbc. com - BREAKING NEWS: Arnold Say I'm Gay Too!

msnbc. com - BREAKING NEWS: Where Do Homosexuals Get All Their Energy

msnbc. com - BREAKING NEWS: Paris Hilton: I Will Give My Body To The Winner Of The French Open

msnbc. com - BREAKING NEWS: Bush And McCain Dance Ballet

msnbc. com - BREAKING NEWS: Attack Of The Zombie Negroes: Dick Cheney

msnbc. com - BREAKING NEWS: Tiger Woods Will Call Next Son Monkey

msnbc. com - BREAKING NEWS: McCain And Bush To Dance In Puppet Show

msnbc. com - BREAKING NEWS: Jessica Simpson Starts Doing It With Some Other Guy, Video

msnbc. com - BREAKING NEWS: Bush 'Troubled' By Gay Marraiges. Declares San Fransisco Part Of 'Axis Of Evil'

msnbc. com - BREAKING NEWS: PARENTS HELP TEENS GET HIGH

Love it.

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PS My co-worker says "Wow, msnbc has terrible reporters!" haha

Breaking News from my mom!!!

Which was originally from my aunt!

"Colin Farrell was down the block here eating at the pizza place yesterday!" (This would be somewhere in Queens where my aunt works.)

Haha I love my family. So cute.


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Stolen from Nick's blog, re: Sarah Palin

This thing with Sarah Palin is really, really bugging me. She sucks. And the idea that it's possible she could become President scares the crap outta me (McCain's old, he could die).

I stole this link from Nick's blog, it's a letter from an Alaskan who knows Sarah Palin. Read it. If it gives you another reason to vote for Obama, all the better. Tell everyone you know. We cannot put this woman in a position to become president!

I won't pretend I'm super political, or that I'm completely caught up with candidates and their issues, because I'm not. I want to be...but to be honest, when it comes to what I'm going to read on my commute, it's going to be books or comic books over the paper. I rely on friends and family to keep me informed (so thanks, Nick!). Oh, and the Daily Show. haha :-P (It's shameful, I know, don't hate me.)

Anyway, read this and please get as pissed off as I am.

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Will you read this?

Ok! So I'm starting a blog. I'm not exactly sure why, but here it is. I don't expect anyone to read it, especially considering I barely read anyone else's...but I'm goin' for it anyway.

What will I talk about? Who knows. Pretty much anything. Stuff I'm doing, stuff I've done, stuff I like, stuff I hate. Probably a lot of comic book and comic book related stuff, but by no means ONLY that stuff. For example, I like music! A lot!

That's enough of an intro (especially b/c it's LAME)...let's get on with it!

So! There's a new Oasis album coming out soon! Who's looking forward to that? I know I am. It can go either way, good or bad, but I love anticipating new albums! Let's keep our fingers crossed that it's a great one! Woo! (New Bloc Party this year too! Yay!)




OK, so that's all for my first post. Sorry it's so...sparse...and...I'll say it again: LAME. Hopefully it'll get better! :)

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PS I also may post my little comic strips here and there. I've done a bunch over the years, mostly in my college years though. They're really crude (aka UGLY) and also can be a bit mean, but they're mine and I love them. :-P Well, I'll talk about them more as I show them.