This happened about 6 months ago, I think, but it was so awesome, I decided to post about it now. I whooped and hollered about it in the office, so any co-workers reading this can ignore it (practically none of them DO read it though, thanks guys!).
Anyway, one morning I bought a pear and a banana from the fruit stand guy. Later that day, I pull the pear out of my bag to eat it. This is what I see:
Do you see what I see? IT'S A FRACKING ASS!!!! Man, you can NOT understand how excited this made me. Totally perked me up for the rest of the day. I thought this was the greatest thing ever, I ran around the office showing everyone who'd look. I mean...it even had an asshole!!! LOOK!
Man, was I happy. A friend called and it was the first thing I told him. My co-worker thought I called him and was all like "You're CALLING people about this?!?" Needless to say, everyone was amused but thought it ridiculous how much it amused ME. I even waited for my boss to get out of a meeting so I could show him before I ate it. And — obviously — I took pictures. I kept saying it was the best pear ever. And you know what? It totally was! haha Not only did it have an ass, but it was the juiciest and sweetest muthafrakkin' pear I've ever eaten.
Ahhh, it's the little things... ;-)
Here's one more for the road, I think my favourite view, looks like a naked person sitting as seen from behind: